Sunday, November 22, 2015

What Obama should say to Islamic Terrorists.

In light of all the terrorist activity of late, there is a presidential speech we want to hear. It goes something like this:

“There exists in our world multiple radical islamic groups engaged in the murder of innocents while claiming to be loyal to the teaching of Islam. Their behavior is abhorrent to all peoples of conscience. This behavior will no longer be tolerated. So today, I am announcing a new branch of the Armed Forces. Delta Assassins. An advanced army of covert assassins tasked with the eradication of all radical militants.  We aren’t going to talk with you any longer, we’re going to take you out, and you'll never see us coming."


Post a Comment

<< Home