An Interview Slut

Yup boys and girls, that's what I am, an interview slut. I do two or three interviews a week. (this is an improvement over sending thousands of resumes off into the ether never to be heard from again). I'm still waiting for that employment phone call. How's the interview process going? Well it goes like this. I get all spiffed up, print up a few more resumes and brush up on my interviewing technique. Then I stride into the interview, full of confidence! We sit, we talk, they tell me about theirs and I tell them about mine. We tell a few jokes and promises are made to call. Then the days go by.

I call them to see what happened. They tell me they loved me. Then they tell me they filled the position from within (secretly they knew all along they would fill the position from within, this interview process was just pimping out the poor unemployed gut to give the interviewers some experience).

Man, these people should all rot in hell.